Smoothies worth talking about.

Wheatgrass Shot
“Like licking a lawnmower—but in a good way.”

This little green demon tastes like regret but hits like redemption. Packed with chlorophyll, antioxidants, and enough nutrients to make your multivitamin jealous, it detoxes your liver, boosts energy, and kicks inflammation in the crotch.

Bottoms up—your cells will thank you (eventually).

Ginger Shot
“It burns so good you’ll question your life choices—then make better ones.”

This fiery little beast torches toxins, jumpstarts your metabolism, and slaps your immune system awake like a spicy life coach. Great for digestion, inflammation, and scaring off hangovers (and weak vibes).

One sip and boom—your insides are doing jumping jacks.

 Turmeric Shot – "Anti-Inflammatory with Benefits"

Turmeric isn’t just a spice—it’s a certified overachiever. Loaded with curcumin, it fights inflammation, supports brain function, and helps your liver process all the “fun” you had last weekend. Add a pinch of black pepper for absorption, and boom: your cells just got sexier.

It’s earthy. It’s intense. And yes, it might taste like a dare—but your insides will thank you.

Orange • Banana • Honey
Fast. Sweet. No strings.
Start your day like a grown-up — with a little action and a lot of vitamin C. 

Spinach • Apple • Pineapple
Naughty greens and tropical sweetness.
Clean ingredients with dirty intentions. 

Mixed Berries • Banana
This one’s bold, juicy, and made for attention.
Sweet enough to sip, bad enough to post. 

Oats • Banana • Cinnamon • Vanilla
Creamy, dreamy, and a little too familiar.
Tastes like regret. Or breakfast. Same thing. 

Vanilla protein, Crushed granola, vanilla extract. Topped with whipped cream and a pinch of cinnamon. 

As classic as a candlelit hookup--soft, smooth, and slightly dangerous. 

Make it dirty with Vanilla Vodka. 

Vanilla Protein, Kale, PB2, Avocado, Cinnamon Honey, Chlorella. Topped with whipped cream, drizzled with Agave, and garnished with a spinach leaf (for Instagram).

The one who smells like it does hot yoga, but still makes bad decisions after 9 PM.

Make it dirty with cucumber vodka.

Chocolate protein, Peanut butter, Chocolate syrup, Reese's Granola. Topped with whipped cream and drizzled to death.

Basically, dessert in a cup... with just enough regret to keep it interesting.

Make it dirty with Creme de Cacao.

Vanilla protein, Blueberry granola, Cinnamon, Crumbled Cookie. Topped with whipped cream and more crumbled cookies.

Tastes like midnight snacks and morally questionable choices. You're welcome. 

Make it dirty with Peanut Butter Whiskey.

Vanilla protein, blueberries, raspberries. Topped with whipped cream and a bar cherry. 

Tart, sweet, and just the right amount of chaos in a cup. 

Make it dirty with Orange Jameson.

Vanilla protein, cinnamon honey, blueberry granola, peanut butter. Topped with whipped cream and maple syrup.

A smooth operator that works hard, parties harder, and texts its ex after leg day. 

Make it dirty with Peanut Butter Whiskey.

Tart, sweet, and just the right amount of creamy—like your favorite ex, but without the emotional damage. This thirst trap blends fresh-squeezed lemonade, a smooth banana (wink), a dollop of yogurt for that rich mouthfeel, and a drizzle of agave to keep it sweet without the baggage. It’s citrusy, sexy, and guaranteed to put your taste buds in a better mood than your last situationship.

Sip slow… or don’t. We’re not here to judge.

Tastes like sweet tea met a scandal, flirted with lemonade, and ended the night with a splash of bourbon and a bad decision. It’s citrusy, bold, and dangerously charming — just like your last text at 2 a.m. Perfect for sipping while pretending your life is as put-together as your outfit. Serve over gossip and southern drawls. Made with Orange Jameson. 

Made with fresh-squeezed orange juice so pure, it could almost meet your parents—if it weren’t mixed with a creamy banana, a thick swirl of yogurt, and a cheeky splash of agave to keep things interesting. It’s sunshine in a cup, but with a little more sass and a lot less judgment.

This isn’t your average OJ—it's the smooth-talking, vitamin-packed pick-me-up that whispers, “You’re doing amazing, sweetie,” even if you woke up in yesterday’s clothes.

Bright, juicy, and just naughty enough to count as